Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 15

Thread: Racial Jokes here

  1. #1
    Inactive Member GravyTrain's Avatar
    Join Date
    October 15th, 2001
    Posts
    4,143
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    one day, johnny is in class, and his teacher asks some students what their dads do and how to spell it

    well the first person that gets called on is a girl, and her dad is a banker....b-a-n-k-e-r, and she said if he was here, he would give them all a cookie

    the next guy, his dad was also a banker...b-a-n-k-e-r, and he said if his dad was here, he would give them all a dollar

    the next person that gets called on is a black girl in the corner, and she said her dad is an electrician. she starts to spell it....e-l-e-r-..she stops and starts again e-i-w-, and the teacher said that she would come back to her

    well johnny gets his turn and says his dad is a bookie...b-o-o-k-i-e, and he said if his dad were here he would bet 10 bucks that the nigger couldn't spell electrician

  2. #2
    HB Forum Owner SHATOUSHKA's Avatar
    Join Date
    March 18th, 2001
    Posts
    22,191
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    *hears crickets*

  3. #3
    Inactive Member GravyTrain's Avatar
    Join Date
    October 15th, 2001
    Posts
    4,143
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    do i need to explain it to you?....mrs. bitch

    and besides, i don't see you doing much better.

  4. #4
    TastinGood
    Guest TastinGood's Avatar

    Post

    Is she is Mrs. Bitch then who is Mr. Bitch?

  5. #5
    Inactive Member GravyTrain's Avatar
    Join Date
    October 15th, 2001
    Posts
    4,143
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    there isn't a mr. bitch....there is a mr. son of a bitch, and I think we all know who that is....come to think of it, maybe we don't, but for those that don't, it is in fact Matt damon.

  6. #6
    TastinGood
    Guest TastinGood's Avatar

    Post

    Then it should be "Ms. Bitch", jackass.

  7. #7
    Inactive Member GravyTrain's Avatar
    Join Date
    October 15th, 2001
    Posts
    4,143
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    no, i can call her whatever I want....i can call her mrs. bitch...without fear of there being a mr. bitch, i think you're just pissed off that i didn't immediately make you mr. bitch...i think i should make KingBean Mr. bitch....would that be fine with all parties involved....

    or maybe zelazny should be voted as mr. bitch....I might start a poll, yeah, I think i am going to start a poll, who should be mr. bitch, if shatzy is mrs. bitch.....may the voting begin soon.

  8. #8
    HB Forum Owner SHATOUSHKA's Avatar
    Join Date
    March 18th, 2001
    Posts
    22,191
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    *gulp*

    i hadn't realized that you were making a poll
    for mr. bitch based on the fact that i was
    mrs. bitch...


    do we get crowns?

  9. #9
    Inactive Member GravyTrain's Avatar
    Join Date
    October 15th, 2001
    Posts
    4,143
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    crowns.....i said nothing about king and queen bitch.....that can be the next poll if you so desire....

  10. #10
    HB Forum Owner SHATOUSHKA's Avatar
    Join Date
    March 18th, 2001
    Posts
    22,191
    Follows
    0
    Following
    0
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quoted
    0 Post(s)

    Post

    well i think i should have a damn crown! [img]mad.gif[/img]

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •